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Paul Celan:SCHNEEPART, gebäumt, bis zuletzt …[22/1/68]
SNOWPART

Wendy Nu:keith partridge y yo

Paul Celan:ERZFLITTER, tief im …[20/7/68]
ORESPARK

Nouvelle vague

Paul Celan:KALK-KROKUS, im …[24/8/68]
CHALK-CROCUS

Wendy Nu:mr darling writes to penthouse forum

Paul Celan:DAS GEDUNKELTE Splitterecho …[5/9/68]
DARK

It’s always too late / when you got nothing

Paul Celan:BEIDHÄNDIGE Frühe …[29/9/69]
BOTH-HANDED

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that other partridge
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getting what?

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he was always up
per but now only i re
main sweet scented
fresh of face daydream
in a mirror lake
breasts pressed against
huggy bear hand work
ing working i will always
be there leader of
the pack the bus
the buns
the

– Wendy Nu

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Who is Wendy Nu?
Wendy Nu is a dreamgirl. Literally. She came to me in a dream, up near Spirits’ Bay.
Or rather, in the dream I heard other people talking about her – she never actually appeared.
That morning, when I woke up, I got two poems: not in my manner, I thought, but hers.
Later, I began to get some images of her: dark, perhaps Chinese? – serious, successful, driven – an artist drawn to extremities, and kitsch. Her obsession with pop-cult campiness (The Partridge Family, Peter Pan) is a bit out of my vein, though I can see where she’s coming from.
She came into this poem, jostling for space with Britney Spears.
Only Celan proved too tenacious to dislodge.

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mr darling writes to penthouse forum


dear forum

i think my secretary likes me the other day she was slurping my footlong yes I know it sounds a lot but she works out every morning and is now accustomed to it when i nearly came out and asked her do you like me id have preferred to use her christian name though for such a declaration and i dont know what it is take some dicktation instead ms smith i said and sodomised her on the desk its preying on my mind
is it just my imagination sometimes when im deep inside i see the faintest glimmer in her eyes as if there was something there some kind of feeling love tenderness call it what you will then she orgasms instead
ive tried buying her things not just the usual g strings baby dolls vibrators but romantic things a bunch of flowers liqueur chocolates she takes the lot the loot beautiful booty
i dont know what to do talking to her seems such an extreme step to take and yet i fear i may be driven to it i cannot work or sleep or even masturbate to climax what would you suggest im really desperate

– Wendy Nu